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‎​~Costs of Pregnancy~

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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'.
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.  

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.  
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
'You try again!'

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Hahahhahahaha. Lawak kan.
Tp ye la. Kau gila. Melampau offer dia.
Silap2 if la aku jd mak budak tu.
Aku siap offer diri pulak. Bg I pregnant jugak plissss. Wahhh melampau.
Terus lelaki tu lari pecut kan. ;p x sanggop.

Ok tu je. Nite bitches.

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10 Comments:

buyuiazliana said... [Reply to Comments]

ini jgn kata anak kalau mak dia pon nk pregnant..haha!

silap2 kalau bapak dia boleh pregnant pn nak jugak siap kembar 6..amikk!!hahahahahaha!

Cik Lily Sakura said... [Reply to Comments]

hahaha...lawak ok...mcm suspen jek..skali ending kelakar gile =)

tapi offer mamat tu sgt laa melampau...LOL

Coffee Mama said... [Reply to Comments]

Hahaha...Lawak2..Memang melampau la offer2 tu

nasaoji said... [Reply to Comments]

hahahaaa....tergelak aku!

efa fairuz said... [Reply to Comments]

hahaha.. gelak sakan bila baca ni..

nice one!

lily lotus said... [Reply to Comments]

erkkk?!

Maryam Fatanah said... [Reply to Comments]

ha ha..byk gila harta nk bg..tp lawak part yg miscarriage tuh

sharifah rosidah said... [Reply to Comments]

Wow ok please make me pregnant also walaupun kubur kata mari, mak gila harta ok, hahaha peeja ada je kamu ni buat lawak, tapi kat Malaysia ada ke orang cam gitu?

^bblovedd^ said... [Reply to Comments]

hahha best gile...

peej said... [Reply to Comments]

buyui - haha. bengong. tu melampau tu.

lily sakura - melampau kan. tp mcm best aje.

coffee mama - over kan.

nasaoji - tu la lawak. tu yg tepek sini.

efa - banyak best2 lagi. tp asyik lupa nak share sini.

lily lotus - why?

maryam - ye la. dah penat verangan tiba2 miscarriage kan. takmo la kan.

sh rosidah - malaysia ada kot. tp sini susah la. mana boleh kan anak luar nikah ni.

bblovedd - kannn.

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